FAQs (Fucking Asshole Questions)
How do I contact you?
If purchasing a coffee cup is too difficult for you, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We might get back to you or we might tell you to fuck off. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Is this a legit website?
Are you a legit asshole? Hell yea, it's legit. Buy the mug.
What happens after I give you my money?
We make the mug you bought, pack it up, and ship it to the address of your choosing. With this dumb ass purchase, you will let everyone around you know what a piece of shit you really are. But, seriously, buy the mug. They're totally tits.
Can I change or cancel my order?
After we receive your order it will be shipped to within 48 hrs. So, you will likely receive this thing before you had time to change your mind. Don't worry, you will still enjoy your purchase. If you do not like the stupid mug you got, then gift it to one of your unworthy friends. Contact us if you really want to.
How do I track my order?
We will email you a packing slip with tracking information. Copy and paste that number into the Google machine. Click the first link. Read. Done.
Can I buy more than one mug?
You can buy as many of these dumb ass mugs as you want. In fact, if you want an insane amount of these, we can offer you bulk pricing. Why not buy 100 mugs for your employees that you so dearly care about? Contact customer service at email@example.com for additional information.